Laughter Helps & Stress Relief
A Letter to Dad
A father passing by his daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice-even with all his
piercings, tattoos, and his tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion dad, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for him as he is so much older than I, he already
owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
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