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Never Lie To Your Mother
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie was.
His mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and his roommate, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Brian's
mom became more convinced that there was something between Brian and
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother
Came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, Brian received an e-mail from his mother that read:
"Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie,
and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
The Moral?? ---> Never lie to your mother!!!!
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